This blog is free and has no ads. No mailing address is provided, so no one can mail me a $1,000 donation. But there has been lots of inflation in the past few years, and now everything costs more than a few years ago. The office "secretary" wants a raise, and she wants to learn how to type too, so now I have to send her to a typing class. ...
The bottom line is that I need more money for my "secretary". And more money for the cocktails she mixes for me. They cost more than ever.
I have decided to sell climate and energy merchandise to maintain the purchasing power of my Get Rich Quick investment portfolio. It had been going up, up, up until last year, reaching almost $129. But 2022 was a bad year. So now I'm selling two items and one service that many people can not live without:
(1) For those who live in blue neighborhoods, and want to fit in by purchasing an electric car, but can't afford one: This $10 chrome plated plastic emblem can be attached to the rear of your gasoline engine car, with built in easy to mount self-adhesive strips:
ELECTRIC
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(2) For those people who want to virtue signal about climate change, but can't afford an electric vehicle, and don't want to pretend their gasoline engine car is an electric vehicle: What you need is a good heart tugging bumper sticker, which I am offering for only $5:
CLIMATE CHANGE KILLED MY DOG
(3) Let's say you spent a huge amount of money to buy an electric vehicle, and then found out it is worthless for long trips and doesn't get far on a charge in the winter. You wish you had purchased a much less expensive gasoline engine car. Now you can "lose" that awful EV, collect a lot of car insurance money, then buy a gasoline engine car, and have tens of thousands of dollars left over to spend on anything fun (not on an electric car, that's for sure):
The Electric Vehicle Relocation Service
will make your EV 'disappear', and no one will ever see it again. The price is $800 per EV "relocation", and this will be the best investment you will ever make: Contact the CEO, Walter Washington, to make a reservation (next reservation available in six months):
Electric Vehicle Relocation Services, Inc.
Walter "I didn't do it" Washington
Suite 34
Cellblock B
Jackson State Prison
Jacson, Michigan 49201
Enclose $800 cash (small bills) or money orders only
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